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Yo so short [Jan. 26th, 2006|12:08 am]
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[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]
[Current Music |Camille "Une Homme Deserte"]

Ah, hell in a handbasket, a conservative government. I should have sent my vote in absentia for the natural law party, as usual. Imagine gassy buddists jumping around Ottawa, that would rule. Is Winnipeg still warm? It has been freezing here for the past week because of a frosty present from the russians. Everyone looks, a novelty, more uncomfortable than discomfited. Speaking of which, I'm sporadically dating a girl who said to me the other night: "you berd is so ugly, cut it off. I won't see you again until you cut it off." Earlier she said, "Yo so short, aren't you?" I'm a fucking giant dudes, a giant among men,and that is all ye need to know!
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(no subject) [Oct. 5th, 2005|01:50 pm]
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The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.



If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
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Blog [Sep. 5th, 2005|11:30 am]
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Hey Dudes! Greetings from Prague - I have a blog now at: http://studentscarveheartsoutofcoal.blogspot.com/ if anyone is interested (or has not already got the mass email from me). Well - I miss you guys! I'll post soon.
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Cliffy Needs A Home! [Jul. 29th, 2005|12:40 am]
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[Current Mood |fullfull]
[Current Music |Heikki, The Jam]

If anyone knows anyone in the Montreal area who wants a 7 year old Himalayan (sp.) who may well look like this? We need to find a home for "Cliffy"!

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Of Angles and Angels [Jun. 8th, 2005|11:32 am]
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[Current Mood |nostalgicnostalgic]

A little love note to my friends in Winnipeg, who have drank, smoked, watched, walked, talked, listened and played much air bass with me, and, bless their hearts, have listened to me maul "I'm on Fire" on numerous occasions: you know who you are. So, a lamenting love note given to half-clothed lovers as they leave you (come back! I brush weekly now!), which is also the highest compliment given to fully-clothed friends you've left: I could never invent or duplicate you. You guys are wonderful! MEGA-FARGO 2007!!!! Dr. A.M. Bald hits America. Huzzah!
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2005|11:00 am]
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[Current Mood |blahblah]
[Current Music |The Kills, Wolf Parade]

DVD's Owned: None
Last Film Bought: Spiderman for ex Girlfriends parents. A lot of good that got me. Fuck you Spidi! Before that, The Color of Paradise, bought circa 2000.
Last Film Watched: Werner Herzog's "A Heart of Glass". Hypnotized bavarians. Huzzah!
5 Fims I like to watch: Back to the Future (1 and 2), Beautiful Girls, Stolen Kisses, Nostalgia, A Girl is a Girl
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I'm mostly a girl [May. 9th, 2005|09:55 pm]
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Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male



Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!


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THE MINI MINI MINI APPLES! [May. 2nd, 2005|10:35 pm]
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[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |The Concretes]

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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2005|10:34 pm]
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Mini Apples: Gas, Ass and Offerings [Apr. 12th, 2005|07:57 pm]
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[Current Mood |crappycrappy]
[Current Music |Mahalia Jackson, Motherless Child]

Oh Shit! Minneapolis -

Let me start from the ending - I knew we were leading up to something - finally Pink Merengue demanded a toilet. A Bunny slipped through the wheels of a Geo, and saucilly played dead by the side of the road. What seemed like minutes later, I was at home, enthroned and offering. I think Isle of Van took that as a cue. Way down in Wolseley, Ben moaned to himself about his plug. Back to the beginning:

We get up early in the morning. Unsuprisingly, I'm the only one in my bed, even though I had spent the whole night wondering who the chubby guy was farting and heavy breathing next to me. I woke him up, went to the WC and tried to shake out several glasses of wine that I thought would protect me from bad poetry and fatuous prose. I was pleased to see dozens of shrimp swimming about, proof that atleast my digestion is honest. We began driving past tim hortons - finally, we decided that we had reached the worst coffee possible and we each bought one. The border guard flirted mercilessly with Pink Merengue. Unfortunately, poor Hexx had slippy innards, and kept falling asleep on my lap. We went to a particularly awful looking resturant, and that old masochist The Hexx felt instinctually drawn to the garbage skillet - passing judiciously over Diareah Platter, Super Bowel and Urine and Lemon tarts and Crotch Cakes. Thank god he stuck with the Garbage, otherwise I wouldnt know what the neighborhood cat, roadkill and the lazy cooks fingers tasted like. Eventually we got to Mini Apples. Thank god we protested we get the smallest beds possible - American math is strange - I think they calculate double like farenheight. Anyhow, we walked around and took a look at the Missisippi. The token semi-american of the group, I shed a narciscistic tear, and then, victim to our Subject (see above) silently wondered how many flushes makes a missisippi. Minneapolis is fantastic - imagine detroit, vancouver and berlin together - the architecture is incredible - strangely adventurous for the midwest. Then we found shoes - everything else is a blur - but because of these shoes (see photos in Hexx and Pink Merengue) I understand the trip as a sucess. There was some shitting, eating and band watching after this, and lots of driving, but it is all incidental to the shoes. God they are beautiful.

Well, so, a big thank you to Hexx, our anemic trooper
Cheers to Isle of Van for catching her first glimpse of the real America
And a congrats to Pink Merengue for surviving through bad jokes and disgusting references.
The trip was wonderful, I love you guys - St. Louis next! Nelly!
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